Kek sei!!!!

today is supposed to be a merry and happy day coz it's Christmas, the day where Jesus Christ was born. i went to church for morning service and went back after lunch. received a few presents =)

everything went well for the whole day until when i was on my way back. i encountered a few stupid drivers who couldn't drive well on the road.

#1 Old Honda
there was this malay uncle driving an old, brown-coloured honda. the uncle was very revengeful. the uncle was trying to change to the inner lane as the most left outer lane was going to end after about 50 m. i (red-coloured car) was in front and more to the inner lane compare to the old Honda. thus, it's logical for me to change to the inner lane first. BTW, i was going at a higher speed as well, so, it's also logical for me to change to the inner lane first. suddenly, this old uncle gave me a loud and long honk. i was like, what the fart! what's wrong with this old uncle. he memang tak syiok me for i get to change to the inner lane before him. so, yeah, he honked me. bloody fool!

so, ok. i got to change to the inner lane first. since i was at the inner lane, it's normal to speed off, in order to avoid slowing down others oncoming cars. i would occasionally look at the rear mirror, to see the cars behind. i noticed that i had sped off quite fast and left the old Honda behind, about 50 to 100 m away from my car. this old Honda memang tak syiok me, he sped on and got closer to my car.

by that time, he was on the inner lane. he memang tak syiok me, i tell you. suddenly, out of my surprise, he...
he tried to startled me by suddenly drove onto my lane. his car and mine were a about a few inches away. WHAT THE FART! i was driving peacefully on my lane and he purposely sped on just to startle me. what more, i immediately avoid his car by turning slightly to the left side but still remain on the same lane.


luckily, there was no car behind! and the stupid old uncle sped on and got in front of me and on the same lane as me! WHAT THE STUPID FART!
after he got in front of my car, he stepped on his brake and reduced his speed to about 40 km/hr. i was at that time at about 80 km/hr. what more, i nearly hit him and i immediately stepped on my brake.

realizing the situation, i immediately gave him a long and loud honk for 2 times. i was so angry. i was furious, to be exact. i couldn't remember whether i cursed him. without hesitating, i changed to the inner lane and sped off to leave his car behind. then, he suddenly slow down and made a turn on the left. i was like, what that fart was wrong with this old uncle.

ps: actually, i wanted to use 'hag' to call this uncle, but 'hag' is only used for evil-looking old woman. if anyone knows any words i can use to describe him in a nasty way, please leave me a comment. i'm serious!

#2 Nissan
when i was in Kajang town and on the way back to my house in fasa 3, i encountered another car, a stupid one. it was a green-coloured Nissan. he was slow and was scared to make any move. i was behind his car. he remained stationary for a few moments despite there were a few chances that he could take to move on. FYI, Kajang is kinda jam most of the time. i was furious and still terkejut because of the old Honda just now. man! this Nissan really got me on my nerves! he kept making me to step on my brake for a few times because he was reluctant or too timid to make a move. sigh!

#3 Kenari
towards approaching fasa 4, there was another car, a silver-coloured Kelisa. this time, it was a reckless car.
because the most left outer lane was going to end soon, so this Kelisa changed to the right inner lane. it was logical to do that also lar. i didn't blame the Kelisa. i was that time driving at 80 km/hr. after the Kelisa managed to change to the inner lane and got in front of me, the driver didn't speed on and drove at 30 km/hr. i was like, what the fart, i made an emergency brake and all the thing dropped off from the passenger seat. i gave that car a honk. BTW, the Kelisa didn't give any signal to move to the right when it was going to change to the inner lane but i knew what it was going to do at that time.

sigh! i wonder how people drive nowadays.
similarity in these 3 cases:

1. they were uncles
2. they were malays
3. they were reckless
4. they were stupid

i decided to stay at home for the whole day. i knew, it wasn't a good day for me =(
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