the consequence of bad-mouthing the most intimidating creatures on earth

last wednesday, siew yeng, sheng wa, keng sern and i went to the cafe for tea break. there was an evening class that day, and we grabbed something to eat so we won't starved ourselves to death at the end of the day. we chat about everything, from geography to politics, and from meteorology to sports (the sky was cloudy and gonna rain soon and i suggested we ate fast and ran back). what am i trying to say? be patient, i'm almost there.

we also shared our opinions on the most intimidating creatures on earth.

we all hate worms especially those worms that you found moving on the toilet floor. ewwwww...just mere mentioning it here disgusts me a lot. we all hate lizards too except for keng sern. he is one crazy person for not hating and scared of lizards.

lizard is a type of reptile and it's very widespread. i mean you can find it anywhere. it's presence has never been welcomed by my family.

i stayed in my old house since i was a baby til form 5 where i shifted to my new house. when i was small, i always saw dozens of lizards during the nights. i didn't see as much of them during the day. i wonder, are lizards nocturnal? anyway...

there was always a lizard that jumped onto my head or body out of sudden and i shouted everytime this happened. i would get scolding from my mom when i shouted as if there were some serious accidents. bad lizards, i got scolding because of you. lemme describe how i felt when it landed on me.

lizards' skin are cold. it's very disgusting. i could feel the coldness whenever i was in contact with lizards. it really disgusts me a lot! furthermore, lizards crawl everywhere, even on the ground.
they crawl on the roads and come back to their so-called home sweet home to 'prey' on us, humans. roads are dirty. it is the place where cats and dogs leave their excretta, their DNA (as in fur and saliva) and all of these dried up and stick to lizards' palm. those lizards would bring back those dirts and pass it on to us, humans. ewwww...i know i am being a lil' bit over paranoid about cleanliness here, but it's true wert...

that night (the day after we shared opinions on how we hate lizards), a lizard said hi to me. when i opened the door of my room, something fell onto my head before it reached the back of my neck. i was scared and got frantic, half jumping and kept using my hand to swing whatever it was off my neck. i only realized it was a lizard when it fell onto the floor. siao lizard, for nothing jumped onto my head. that time i was all clean, i bathed and washed my hair. i was so darn restless knowing that the lizard donated some dirts to me. i was thinking to rewash my hair and bath once again but i gave up as it was already midnight. sob sob, stupid lizard, made me worried for nothing.

picture from arofarmer.blogspot.com

ps: sheng wa and siew yeng, this is to further disgust you guys...hehe