engineering humour

Q: What is the definition of an engineer?

A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?

A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?

A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?

A: Because they looked in the file and that's what did last year.

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?

A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

the above article was adapted from a web page. No offence to all the engineer-to-be out there because I myself is going to be an engineer in the future =)